Tuesday, January 16, 2007
hello, so milky really didn't eat the damn prata, and nope, no curry dipping too. how sad. i was yearning to earn some money! :Danyway, i jz reached home and my dad is back! people who knows me knows that my dad is a chef on star cruise so yeah, he doesn't comes home frequently. probably few months once only, and sometimes its a month or two off. so for now he has got two months off meaning i've to face him at home everyday and listen to his very-zzz-stories-on-ship. you see, since i was primary 4 i don't get to see him like how you guys see your parents everyday, so naturally there's a big gap between us, and i can see he's trying hard to make it up like giving me more money and talk to me more when he's back from work. i was surprised jz now. i came out from my room and i heard him talking to my mum and gesturing widely so i sat myself down in front of the comp and started listening. so he has this unreasonable new colleague who is freaking lazy and smokes the bloody whole day away. my dad is kinda high rank inside, so he was kinda pissed off by him and tried to tell him to not go away when the kitchen is busy.the guy was like ok but kinda not willing and he was mumbling under his breath. my dad was like : i don't like your fucking attitude.
i was like whoa, i didn't know my dad scolds fuck. cool. so and then the guy was like complaining and all, and my dad went : i dont understand your fucking language, go to hell if you don't like it here!
big commotion eh. i was like what if he gets you in trouble at work, like back stabbing you and stuffs like that. my mum seconds me too. my dad was like what the fuck, i'd fuck him. he said that with that big gesture thing. my mum threw him a oh-please-our-daughter-is-listening look. he was like REALLY WHAT! i dont care! oh he bought chocolates from america! :D but im coughing my lungs out now.... i cant eat them, oh well whatever. i'll ask jer and st if they wants it. (:my mum is forcing me to drink that yucky freaking smelly cough syrup now gots to go whine. laters pple.
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friends* 7:07 AM
Friday, January 05, 2007
i was woken up by : " eh help me msg her tell her i want jennifer's number. "wtf mummy. can you not do this anymore. i prefer waking up to birds chirping, mr sun shining into my cosy bedroom, then rubbing my eyes tiredly and realising its 3pm in the afternoon and hearing milky scratching the bloody newspaper and biting the toy's freaking hair out furiously telling me its HUNGRY. i really dread waking up that early but i smell food outside. mum has got me prata and i heard the prata and curry calling out to me : " yanhuiiiiiiiiii! hurry upppp! come and eat me before we get coldddd!!!! "dang. i was like mummyyy ah, why the hell you got this for me, you know im dieting.
she went : you like it what, dont want then give milky lor. since she eats almost anything including the string too.
sarcasm noted.
milky likes to bite the waterbottle till it went sideways and the holder was not strong enough for her teeth, so a string was included to tie it firmer. but she bites the bloody string too. -.-
i can imagine her eating the prata and dipping it in curry herself. omg imagine that hilarious scene, then i'll sell it to the i-cant-rmb-the-name-of-the-show showing on channel 5 when people send in funny films and get money.then i'll be rich and i'll buy more pratas for milky.i was telling my mum and she said nonchantly : as if she'll eat your oily prata. probably fling it aside and urine on it. my mum has a stupid sense of " humour " and she thought it was funny. if milky really eats my prata and dip it into curry herself, i'll put a video up here.
she'll probably stick her whole bloody head into the curry and drown inside.
so sharlene's wish will come true, dont have to cook it in curry already and get to eat her animal stew. g.r.o.s.s.
sharlene is coming back tooomorrrow. i hope she doesn't get bomb though so we'd have our presents!
JUST KIDDING OK. gots to go! laters. :D
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friends* 10:02 PM
Monday, January 01, 2007
Best thing that happened to me during 2006 :I went to bangkok with my friends ( without our parents!) ♥♥I got closer to my girlfriends, like pris, serena, sharlene, habsah. ♥♥♥♥Knowing new friends that are worth keeping. ♥♥I'm finally 18 and had my own chalet! ♥♥♥I got closer to his mum. ♥♥♥♥Having the courage to stay strong and go on. ♥I got more closer to CJ. ♥♥Got 2 precious in my life - milky and brownie! ♥♥♥♥My temper became better! Attitudes lesser now. :D ♥♥I was really really happy for a period of time, especially the webcamming session and the talks we had.. ( and the love calculator ) ♥♥♥♥♥ thank you, it was the best thing that happened to me.Worst thing that happened to me during 2006 :I had a major fall and have a couple of scars left on my body now. Plus staying at home for 3 wks and missed out all the fun cos I couldn't walk. ):Watched how friendships fell apart.Something bad happened to me and leon. I breakdown and cried when my mum send milky & brownie away, and when I found them, milky had a bad fight with brownie and ended up with a broken leg.Milky had a surgery on her leg and I was heart broken. =___(((Got to know some shocking news. Major setbacks.Cried my eyes out for a period of time.Mum doesn't want me to keep brownie as he was damn noisy. I didn't know what to do. And edwin saved me by keeping brownie. (:I was lost, scared and afraid.. Until pris and weiqiang gave me a hand. I wouldn't know what to do without them. ):2006 whizzed by just like that. I wouldn't say 2006 was totally bad for me, but I was going through a rough patch when everything nice ended, and I felt as though I was seated on an emotional rollercoaster and went through high and low peaks. I wished for a better 2007 though. Be a better daughter, better friend. And hope that everything will change to the better. 2 entries at 1 go! My blogging's bug is back!
Happy new year everyone! :D
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friends* 12:47 AM
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Hello I'm back! I realised I've been abandoning this space for months. And to all my friends, nope. I didn't go missing. I was just busy thats all! :D No worries, you're not forgotten!
Okay, what was I busy with.. Lemme recall. My beautiful cousin's wedding, my aunt's birthday, my 9 yrs girlfriend 18th birthday, milky's vet appointment, gathering, chalets, clubbing with the girls, kbox session, pris's bbq... Everything is coming up! OMGGG.
I had a blast this month, and I've used up a scary amount of cash. I've gotta stop wasting money! Hahahahas. My mum hasn't pay my handphone bill. An outstanding amount of... $391. Almost $400. Kill me! How the hell I used that for just 3 months? -shrugs. Gotta go bug her, if not she'll forget about it!
I feel like getting a job, but then again. I'm lazy to work and am picky & fussy about jobs. I want slacky one! I hate standing up! There was once I was working with jer and shuntian and I couldn't take it I left at 4pm. I lied to the in charge that my shift was till 4pm. The both of them kept asking me to stay, and said I was so da xiao jie. I was tired and my back hurts from standing up. Yeap you guessed it right! I didn't go back the next day. =X
I had a wonderful night with the girls during the bbq. Took tons and tons of pictures. Toilet is the best place to play in! AHAHAHA. Was so glad it didn't rain that night! If not its gonna spoil our mood! Mister sun please come out soon, I miss tanning! I couldn't go anywhere when the rain is so big! I hate carrying brolly!! eeew eew ewwww!
It's not gonna be a wordy entry, pictures up belowww! Pics with the girls during the bbq, and gathering! It's a day to be remembered, and will forever be in my heart! :D Too bad sharlene couldn't make it! ):


Ogay, obviously this is me. LOL.

Someone's bad in taking picture! Whats with that finger blocking the screen? HAHAAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAH that was lame! There was this used pad behind the toilet bowl, and when I turned around after taking the picture, I screamed and almost puked everything out.
Big hugs! Lovees loves!
This is not all the pics, there're at least thousands more stupid ones. I'm just lazy to upload and wait, internet is running so slowly.. Heard from qiang it's because of the earthquake so the main cable is affected. Hmmm? OH! Several pics with serena up next!



We're doing what girls do, reflections! LOLLLLL.Ogay, I'm reaaaaaaaally very impatient now. LOL. It's 1.32am and I'm off to watch my dvds now! I'm eating more and more everyday! Plus its uberr addictive to watch tv, be a couch potato, munch my junk food away and just slack the whole day! Tao kae noi wasabi + hot and spicy seaweed rocks! Ultimate shiokness! Laters! :D
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friends* 7:57 AM
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
A big thank you to everybody who came to my chalet, and made my 18th birthday a memorable and beautiful one! I love each and everyone of you! Thanks for all the presents you guys gave! ;D
Ogay, I'm back from my own chalet, and it was a real blast! A beautifuuuul one. Well, thanks to all of them who came. Priscilla and her bf, Sharlene, Serena & her bf, Habsah, Diana ( who came the next day), Mandy, Jeremy, Shuntian, Weiliang, Terence, Jasonteo, Sweeshiong, Hongswee, Jasontan, Zhiyang, Chinyong, Chongjie, Edwin, Liting, Gary, Derrick, Candice, Keith, my cousins, my relatives, my ahgong! Sorry if I missed out anyone names! I seriously cannot recall who came behind, as I was SABO-ED BY MISS MANDY! I was super high and all, NOT TOTALLY DRUNK YET! Just a lil tipsy. =X
Ok, at first. My relatives came, and all of them really behaved themselves in front of my relatives. My mum went into the room and talked cok with the guys. Telling them to eat and stuffs. They were shy, I think. HAHAHA. Weiliang did smth real dumb, he was fucking the damn teddy bear sharlene gave me. My mum came in the room, and YES SHE SAW. She walked off, smiling awkwardly to herself and asked me to go inside the room and see what were they doing. LOL! And weiliang was damn embarrassed la! The whole room roared with laughers. So hilarious!
Next, CJ DID THE BLOODY SAME THING. My mum coincidentally came into the room again, and asked : " where is that vegetarian guy? " CJ laughed and was so embarrassed till he turned tomato red. Oh yeah, I told my mum : " Mummy! This is my DADDY, chongjie! My best friend! " And my mummy was like : " ? Daddy? I thought he's at canada? " I replied : " My god-dad lah! Daddy at canada how to come? " HAHAHA. But my mum didn't see what CJ did. She only told me she thinks she knows cos they were all laughing like crazy inside the room.
My mum didn't bring the ladle and couldn't mix the drinks. At first she asked jeremy to help her shake, but jeremy asked jasonteo to. Cos jason is much stronger. LOL! My mum asked him to shake the whole damn thing, and he went: " auntie YO AH YO, shake like that ah? " And he shook his butt. LOL my mum followed him and laughed. WTF? And the first drink my mum poured to was for JEREMY. NABEI, so biased!
My small baby cousin dylan loved jeremy too! Kept walking over to let jeremy hug. Even my auntie asked me why jeremy can carry dylan till dylan looked so comfortable on his shoulder. AHAHAHA. Dylan doesn't even want me to carry him! BIASED AGAIN! Mandy kept playing with dylan too! And taught him the word MONSTER. Wth? LOL.
My " ahbor " ( auntie ) LOVES MISS MANDY! She kept saying mandy very cute and sweet. WTF. I sooo wanna puke pls! Just acting OK! And she even wanted to bring mandy home, I told her she might as well ask mandy be her god daughter, and mandy can live in luxury, cos my auntie is rich tai tai. AHAHAHA.
Stupid weiliang and gang disturbed me and jeremy when my mum was in the room with us. My mum just laughed it off, and told them she knows already lah. Wanna sabo me weiliang? Try harder, or die trying! :D My mum was secretly telling me that she thinks weiliang is a pervert, fucking the teddy bear. I just replied innocently that I don't know they were like this! And she told me she finds Jeremy handsome, and totally changed her opinion towards him from the last time, till now. HAHAHAHA.
So, it was the cam whoring session, and cutting cake and stuffs. Blahblahblah.
After my relatives left, they were like hungry ghosts that were just let out of the gates pls! All of them rushed to get their food. LOL! And they finished everything. THANKS! (: Mandy used choco and ran all over trying hard to smear them onto my face. I did the same thing to her too! We were damn chocolatey all over! HAHAHAHA.
So they used the table to play mahjong inside the room. Some of us were on the bed, playing 5 10. I was so suay lah! Mandy kept sabo-ing me, going anti clockwise, serena sabo-ed me. NABEI. They kept giving me drink and yes, the end result I got high and puked, shouted, cried, laughed, spoke in lousy broken hokkien to weiliang. played 5 10 with him in broken hokkien and he begged me to let him off cos I think I slapped him as I lose =X, pulling people's hair, slapping mandy and priscilla and some others. I couldn't recall what else I did, I heard it all from them. Poor terence, who sat on the bed behind me.. I kept knocking onto him. HEHE. Thanks lah! Who ask you play mahjong behind me? =X
After making a scene, mandy changed my top for me as it was drenched in my vomit. OMG. Thanks mandy for taking care of me! Ok, I rested for a while, and there comes the exciting part. They took the cake out, and started playing 5 10. Those who lose must eat that sour red thing. CJ's saliva kept dripping, like ewww. And they almost finished the whole cake. I was still high ok, and we played 007. I kept shouting like nobody's business, and they had to ask me to shut up. We played the animal sign game, and everybody had to have a sign of their own, and all of us must memorise each and every sign. SO FUN! Terence was so slow so he was punished by eating ice. LOL! I was slow too cos I was confused by all the signs. I kept shouting at people who was confused and they laughed at me cos I was like saying and laughing myself. LOL!
All of us played that damn game and 2nd round, we changed signs again. Had to memorise all over again. SOOOO many things happened, weiliang falling down, terence slapping himself, pris with the pig's nose, sharlene being slow. Laughters and shoutings erupted. Played for a couple of hours till everybody got hungry, terence and me got a sore throat. AHAHAHA.
Played open numbers and SS, CJ and pris gotta go ALLLL THE WAY TO 711 to get us cup noodles. Pris's bf was so nice, he got us macdonalds, and refused to let me return him the money. (:
SUNRISE! We went to the shore and climbed to the top to watch sunrise. It was such a prettty sight, totally mesmerised. It's been so long since I've ever watched a sunrise. A right place for emo-ing. Hahaha. Came back, and some of them were sleeping already.
They went swimming and we got so hungry we walked all the way to the food court to eat. Damn, I was freaking tired PLEASE!
Anyway, I reaaaaally enjoyed myself to the fullest. Presents received, a bouquet of 18 red roses and a few white ones as deco. Pretty! A birthday card from MISS MANDY! CUTE! 17 strawberry dipped in choco, 1 missing, and supposed to get it after my bday! HEHE. 1 box of chocolate from CHOCZ, yummylicious! 2 HUGE teddy bears, awwww. 1 vodka. 1 adidas watch. 1 juicy couture bag, sweet. Topshop tops. Cake from pris. Hongbaos from my relatives.
Mandy, sorry for the brusies caused! She showed me 3 huge brusies on her hand, and I didn't know I turned violent when I was high. LOL! And thanks pris! For being my free labourer for the day! AHAHAHA. Lovesloves! :D :D
WOOOO. Pictures time! Might take a long time to load. :D Didn't manage to take a pic with everybody, and those who came late. ): Oh wells..
Oh and we went to visit jeremy's mum ystd, got her a fruits basket, just a small small sincerity from me, hopes she likes it. Get well soon, auntie. Loves!




Sharlene, me, Pris, Serena. Besties forever! Love them loads!
Me and my free labourer for the day. LOL. Pris!! LOVE YOUUU!
I don't know who passed me this bouquet of flowers and asked me to take a picture with him.
Me and serena. My bitch! Who went to PASIR RIS, thinking my chalet was there. LOVES!
Bestie sharlene! Thanks for the HUGE teddy bear! And you forever look FAIR beside me!
Me and pretty mandy in fish tank. =D
That guy who humped the teddy bear. LOL DADDY!
Chocolatey all over! All thanks to her! =D My pretty mandy!
Beautiful sunrise. * melted *

Some of the presents.
That's all for today! Toooo many pictures to upload all in 1 go! It's 7 now! Time to watch Goong! Till then, Laters! :D :D
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friends* 1:43 AM
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
HELLOHELLO!
My mum just came home and I saw her using my small adidas handbag which I haven't even started using since the first day I bought it. I sort of forgot that I have that bag. Sheeesh. OMGGGG my mum can really dig out my stuffs. Meanie her : " Since you're not gonna use that bag, don't let it collect dust inside your wardrobe la! Let me use, isn't it better? " -.- Fine fine, I gave it to her anyway. Cost me 70+ I think. ZZZ.Ogay, I just got back from CJ's 18th birthday chalet. It was a BLAST! And it ended beautifully. As usual, the guys drank so much and yes the end result, getting drunk. And I took care of some of them, sacrificing my sleep for the whole day. LOL. Am kinda lazy to elaborate what happened throughout the 3d2n stay, but all in all, it was super fun. Hope CJ enjoyed himself in the chalet although he was kinda errr semi-conscious. LOL! So, the whole chalet was a success and next birthday - MINE! WEEEHOOO! I can't wait PLS! Weiliang that idiot said that he's gonna make me drunk. OMGGGG. And I slept for 20hours as soon as I reached home from the chalet. Terribleeeee pls.
Ogay, I'm making a present for CJ, I just started doing it before his birthday and I couldn't finish it on time for his chalet. So, since I'm back now I think I should continue with it and finish everything by this week and give it to him!! But I'm kinda lazy you know...... Oh oh oh! Did I mention, I think my milky is pregnant! OMGGGGG. Who wants babies? I don't think I can cope if there's a couple of them running around in my house! I think I'll die first instead of the babies. LOL! P.M me if you guys interested in the babies ok!? But don't ask me sponser money for the food okay. Box you ah!Till then! :D
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friends* 1:37 AM
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Hello to you.
This post is for my bestie, my bestest girl friend, my bitching cum tanning partner, my stay-over-slumber-night-party-at-either-yours-or-mine-house biatch.
Interested to know who is she? KAYPOH! Grins. It's such a long post anyway, so don't read if you're gonna complain.
To my bestie, you know we never did say this out to each other before. But in our hearts we already know that we'll move on, and get seperated as time flies, and as we graduated from school, and will be leading our own life. We met new people, new friends, settled down in a new environment and so on.
Yeap, and I won't wanna deny, that we used to be BFF, but we aren't as close as we used to be anymore. When just the both of us hang out together, do the crappiest and lamest thing on earth that best friends would do. Remember how we grew closer and how UPSET we were when we have to be seperated to different class cos you took my most hated subject - the F&N. And I took your most dreaded subject - POA? Yes it drove us nuts!! We used to talk about EVERYTHING under the sun, from bitching about girls we hate, hot guys with great bods, to pretty angmoh/mixed girls and handsome butches. Watched how we grew up from being the famous muskeeteers in red vest ( Like OMG this is so embarrassing!) to girls we are now.
All those tanning sessions with you, and screw those early mornings we got to pull ourselves outta bed and get our ass down to sentosa. Those stayover nights, slumber party at both our houses. Midnight vcds marathon, binging and pigging out on junk food, snacks. Those girly girly talks we had while we were on bed. Shopping at the mall to get ingredients for cooking late night supper! I always say the same old thing : " Yes yes I'll cook for you tonight! I swearrrr OKAY! " And yeap, you know being the lazy, unable to cook me will always find some reasons and push the responsibilities to her. HAHAHA!
She cooks nice maggi mee. (:
How we hated working at shang, and how we always GRUMBLED about why must we work so hard when we don't see the need to! And how gleeful we were when we got to work as hamper wrapper at shangri-la, and we were always eating the choco chips cookies and taking handfuls of delicious chocos! How we always slacked during work, and those stupid stuffs we did inside the wrapping room with other colleagues. Taking pictures of us wearing the banquet uniform, making ribbons with all the laces. Even cheated on the time we knocked off so we could take the free cabs home without walking all the way out to the mrt station. We can always find joy working even though it was so shitty-ly slacky!
I soooo hearrrrt shopping with this girl! Although it's highly unessential but its oh-so-gratifying! From levi's to adidas, mango to topshop, ferragamo to gucci and LV. So hilarious we'll go : " Omg they opened the door for us! " And, almost everywhere in town lah. And eating CHOCOLATE FONDUE ( SLURPS ) at coffee club and always ordering SOOO much that we couldn't finish. And we were always pushing the brownies to each other cos we couldn't stuff it into our stomach anymore. Eating so much with her till our jeans buttons gonna explode! We always love eating at highclass restaurant and we so hate squeezing! We'll go : " eeew so many pple, let's get out of here. "
Sitting together during chinese intensive lessons and mrs chong always find something to ask me to stop talking to you. And remember we played tic-tac-toe but not with the normal Xs and Os, instead we had to draw different faces and emoticons? I got so engrossed in drawing I forgot the purpose of the game is to win! And yea, I lost. AHAHAHAHS! Biology lessons in labs was the most funniest of all! We sat together and kept on gossiping. At mrs iong's stomach and boooby like OMG! Triangle!! RMB!? We hid the hp inside the drawer and TOOK PICTURES! And mrs iong always asked you to stop talking to me and the worst thing she did was to SEPERATE US! And you always slunted your body and turned behind to talk to me! Ohmy, I missed those times! HUMANITIES LESSON! Even we were a table away we always go: yadayadayada! And you'll always act as if you couldn't see what was on the board and came to sit beside me! And we'll go: HAHAHEHEHOOHEH. SSP lessons we'll take songs and sing it with our own creations! Stiffling our laughters and LAUGHED OUR ASS OUT when mdm sharifah said a joke and she thought we were laughing at her joke but HELL NO! Our own inside jokes PLEASE!
Watched how many times we went through heartaches and broken hearts together? How you cried when you saw me sobbing my eyes out. I was sooo shocked cos I only saw you cried ONCE before in the 4 years we knew each other! I could still recall what you said to me when you saw me being sooo depressed & drunk during my birthday. And the touch of your friendly hand pulling me up from the bottomless pit and the hope in your eyes telling me I'll make it. Memorable birthday celebration with the guys... Without you I don't know who I'll be.
Although we'll fight and quarrel and what all best friends will do. One minute I'll be like: " ARGH Bitch bitch! I HATE THIS BITCH. " Another minute we're talking in our own language again! I was reading through this blog's archives. How we created this blog ourselves and driving ourselves bonkers with the annoying blogskin. All the blog goes : AHAHAHA Yanhui's a bitch. Threatening me always! Or, Sharlene's a bitch I hate her, she took a needle and tried to poke me!! HAHAHA. But you know inside me I loved you.
4 years and still counting on. I seem to have lost contact with you already. I don't wanna be drifted apart from you. Don't change all that we used to have. Don't go changing yourself. I love you for the real you. Best friends are for forever. I really really do miss you, Sharlene. Please call me back or at least drop me a message. You're not forgotten, and you'll always have a place in my heart. Loves you sharl. P.S : I just received a msg from her! Wishing me good luck for my practicals tmr, but I didn't retake science. But at least she has my heart. I'm a happppy girl right now! :D And I want her to be there on my bdae! She said yes! But no ktvs for herrr. HAHAHAS. WOOOO! :D :D
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friends* 5:53 AM